Embracing your ‘Vjayjay’!

So, It’s been an awesome weekend right?

For my dear ladies I do hope you had your glam on and had responsible fun. Well, just how much do you know about your downplayed region, the very source of life of which floweth pain and pleasure in relatable measures, the very feminine and softest heaven? Just how well do you know your Vjayjay and how is the health department going down there. Men as much as having random sex sounds exciting do you have any idea what you’re getting into? While we ain’t supposed to kiss and tell, I will bear it all.

Vaginal Candidasis, Trichomonas vaginalis, Viral vaginitis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia…

Do these words ring a bell? When was the last time you did a Vaginal swab check up or visited a gyna? I know it’ no one’s cup of tea and with all the quacks around how the hell are we supposed to do this? Well ladies…..and gentlemen it is of vital importance to understand and fully adhere to vaginal health.

If you really understood what goes where you might just think twice about picking up the random beauty at the bar. Ladies it’s nothing to be ashamed of we’ve got the goods, we might just as well enjoy every bit of it. I’ll cover two that we suffer from but sometimes have no idea what’s going on.

A rash is not just a rash..and never ignore one. Vaginal Candidasis has many manifestations and although  it is of no alarm to the opposite sex, intimacy may be a little uncomfortable. It comes about due to imbalance of flora down there. The main culprit being antibiotics. Sweethearts here comes the importance of avoiding drug abuse and such as it is to some extent an ugly experience.

As for Trichomonas or trich, cardinal rule don’t break your virginity till marriage but well I guess the majority are past that. Lucky men do not have any relatable symptoms but for us ladies there’s itchiness, swelling, weird discharge and burning sensation when peeing. And that’s what you get for going humpy without a condom.

Basically, any rash, irritation, smell, funny vaginal discharge and mostly pain during peeing should be a considered gyna visit. Any Male components with special markings except the rite one are not welcome to visit downtown.

So ladies, remember half the times when we go commando we suffer, its either a baby, or HIV, or trich, or some other STI the list is endless. Moral of the story; always have your jacket on, it might be cold outside.